Ten Things You Won't Find in Heaven

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Jan/08
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10. White Castle.
9. Telephones of any kind. Cell, landline, doesn't matter.
8. Dentists. I'm afraid of dentists. There will be no fear in heaven. I'm going to heaven. So that means no dentists. Simple.
7. Email forwards.
6. The speakers at the fast-food drive thru.
5. Gold Star Chili. Sorry, but heaven serves Skyline.
4. Barney the Dinosaur.
3. Any weather warmer than 85 degrees.
2. The St. Louis Cardinals.
1. Laundry. No washing, no drying, and especially no folding.

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  1. Jeff
    8:45 am on February 1st, 2008

    I think you must have been getting tired by the time you got to # 10… I take exception to that one :)

  2. Curt Edmisten
    11:10 am on February 1st, 2008

    I am very sad about number ten. I will miss the Castle.

    When you sad there will be no Dentist in heaven, do you mean the profession or the person themselves?

    Where in the bible does it say that we will have Skyline and not Gold Star?

  3. Mike Edmisten
    9:33 am on February 2nd, 2008

    Sorry, but the Castle simply won't be found in heaven.

    As for dentists, I suppose they will be admitted through the pearly gates if they're willing to change their profession.

    As for Gold Star vs. Skyline…it's found in the book of Second Opinion.

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